churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

by djslut September 20, 2005

Chernitis

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

Churning

Cumming in someone’s ass, usually another dude’s, pulling out, then other guys plug in and screw the cum recipient hard. This has the effect of churning the first load of cum into a frothy meringue and so it does on. The same way people used to churn to make butter in the old days. Churning the love butter in someone’s ass-churn.

Steve and the guys gave Dave a right churning last night. Looked like whipped cream leaking from his ass by the end.

by Muck Spreader March 16, 2021

Chermingered

The highest level of fucked.

Mia Ruddy: “oi I’m fucking chermingered me”
Joe Charnock: “oi trademark that shit”

by M rudd December 7, 2020

churning the butter

The act of frenetically penetrating an already filled orifice until the semen within starts to resemble churned butter. Popular within the gay bareback scene.

After already receiving a thick load from one guy, the next guy started churning the butter with his juiced up cock.

by Dirty-Boy August 3, 2007

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

Cherine

A gorgeous, sweet and very talented girl. She is very silent and may seem insecure, but if you're friends with her, you'll meet her real self. She is one of the nicest girls you've ever met. And her voice, her voice is the most magical voice you have ever heard. She sings like an angel and her taste of music is great

Oh, that Cherine, you're very lucky to have her in your life

by kindastrange February 23, 2017