made in chelsea

A crap reality television shows that airs on E4 in the United Kingdom on monday night and is centered around a bunch of young upper-class twits who've never worked a day in their lives.

Jeremy: As part of our new Labour policy we shall either abolish Made in Chelsea or put them against a wall and well you know the rest.

by MidlandsJim November 20, 2016

Magic Chelsea

a dildo, most of the time rainbow.

Oh my God, man, I saw these two chicks using a magic chelsea on each other, I mean, hell, it was freakin orgasmic, man!!!

by Cassie-D May 23, 2008

Chelsea-Man

A polish footballer who loves to statpad against Chelsea. Kiel, no. PSG, no. Tigres, no. Chelsea, yes.

Chelsea-Man just came and got 7 g+a vs us, he is the biggest monster we have ever heard of.

by anonymous March 30, 2021

Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

Made in Chelsea

A load of complete and utter shite, dressed up as a 'reality' television show. It focuses on the lives of posh twats who are constantly getting off with one another. This is the main theme of the show, nothing else actually happens and most of the actors are orange in colour.

Harry Andrew-Charlieson: "Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night?"
Dave: "nah mate, I've got better things to do than watch posh, vacuous twats, getting off and cheating with one another".

by Straight In, No Kissing! June 1, 2022

Chelsey Martin

the epitome of perfection.
Athletic, beautiful, funny, smart, & happy.
envied by all.

GUY: "damn i wish i was with Chelsey Martin"
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GIRL: "damni wish i was like Chelsey Martin... her life is so perfect"

by Chelsey Martin October 23, 2008