Chegwin/Chequin

A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.

Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.

The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.

by Sniwg Ehc December 14, 2009

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

chewing the chotch

To give a woman oral sex, cunnilingus.

Man you smell like fish...I can tell you been chewing the chotch.

by bamboy September 26, 2007

chewing on cheese

What jamahl and ashwin do sometimes. Usually used to signify that people are making sounds, but not actually saying anything of substance.

Jeff: Hey, what's up?

Jamahl: juma faj me heme

Jeff: What are you saying? I swear this nigga be chewing on cheese.

by AlrightBro123456 June 24, 2017

Fox chewing a pillow

Something that makes no sense or when you have no idea what is going on

A: how do you work this website?
B: No idea, it’s a fox chewing a pillow
Or
A: because it is!
B: His explanation was a fox chewing a pillow!

by InTheKnow.07 February 20, 2021

what you chewing?

A Greeting originating from the Kirk Hallam region of Derbyshire England. It is often used in place of hello and what's up.

Cameron: oi bruv what you chewing?

Tyrone:not much bro.

by DATSLANGMAN April 23, 2016