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cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
by John Dohhh February 25, 2008
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Cheeto dick

When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.
A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!
by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011
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Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"
"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"
by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017
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Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
by Squigly April 6, 2009
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cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful
by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010
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cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin
Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.
by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013
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Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!
Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!
by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004
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