I'll never wash my cheek

to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.

"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.

by Shane September 22, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.

"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

I'll never wash my cheek

yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)

I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek

What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"

by Guess September 22, 2003

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

by Anon42283 March 3, 2024

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020