Cheesewiring

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008

cheesewhizzing

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping in your partner's mouth so hard that it sprays out of their nose.

person 1: hey I heard your new partner is into scat

person 2: yeah we are going to be cheesewhizzing tonight
person 1: that sounds like its going to be fun to clean up

by local trans woman July 3, 2022

Cheesewich

A sandwich, but with cheese instead of bread. It's amazing.

Kodi: This bread cheesewich is amazing. o-o

by KoditheTyphlosion November 14, 2011

Cheesewhiz

To fart while taking a piss.

the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz

by mavros April 22, 2006

Cheesewhiz

<noun> 1. one who know's a lot about cheese. 2. A devine food.

I'm using cheesewhiz in a sentence.

by Rufus Masterborne January 28, 2003

cheesewizler

A cheesy, annoying guy.

"That cheesewizler is hitting on my friend."

by Nicemag November 22, 2006

spoopy_cheeseitz08

A person who makes trans pps.

spoopy_cheeseitz08 Is the trans pp maker and you cant do anything about it.

by Hhhhhhgggh July 21, 2021