cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010

cheeseism

a wonderful religion that worships cheese....we're better than broccolism!

mana:Whats your religion
kat: CHEESEISM...fa sho home slice

by cheeseism November 30, 2006

cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.

Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.

by John Dohhh February 25, 2008

cheesegirling

The act of fangirling, but for cheese, and how it is made and the subject itself.

Me: *sends a video on how Mozzarella is made*
Ender: *fangirls*
Me: Are you cheesegirling over cheese?

by Minzarella March 24, 2019

cheeseline

the line of people waiting to get their hands on the delicious low-grade cheese that the government gives out to the less fortunate

It's welfare day and it's looking like a cheeseline.

by Funkmaster Maui October 15, 2006

cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful

Get out of my room you gross goddamned cheesedick loser!

by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010