cheeseman

A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.

"He just fragged 20 guys, he's a total cheeseman.

by Demy March 12, 2005

cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Maxwell Cheeseman

A guy who needs to sit down and eat his beans

Maxwell cheeseman likes the taste of his homies

by Benjama August 16, 2021

Cheeseman

It’s means you have a lack of self worth basically a pussy

Ay yo look at that cheeseman running scared

by Sanjozu March 3, 2021

Joe Cheeseman

Joe Cheeseman are one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet, although he gets bored very easy and can unintentionally cause a lot of hurt to a significant other in a relationship when they end things. They are amazing at football and have an immaculate jawline. They're great listeners and like to help people who are upset. They often have very many friends and are very popular. Some times they lie a lot to get out of trouble and end up regretting it once they see it hurt someone they care about.

yeah my ex is Joe Cheeseman, he was good whilst it lasted but he lies a lot.

by welefatal March 19, 2024

Riley Cheeseman

pretty cool guy ngl might hop on roblox smh

Riley Cheeseman is so cool

by Cool man 23 January 10, 2024