cheesegasm

The experience of tasty cheese overwhelming your taste buds in your mouth.

Mark:*eats spaghetti bolognese with lots of cheese*
Mark: wooooah holy shit felix i just had a cheesegasm
Felix: hi 5!!!

by anshdeep69 September 26, 2009

cheesegrater

The name for a female who has braces and upon performing fellatio shreds her mans mozzarella stick.

Thanks for sticking me with cheesegrater last night guys, now I can't hold on to my dick to piss today.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

anal cheesegrater

the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.

i like anal cheesegrater on pornhub
my wife wont do an anal cheesegrater with me

i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest

by Laverz September 26, 2017

the burlington cheesecoat factory

The place where you can buy coats and cheese at low prices

Wow, I really want a new coat and some cheese, let's go to the burlington cheesecoat factory.

by shmirf February 10, 2018

Cheesepost

A "Family Friendly" way of saying shitpost

Have you checked out my cheesepost ?
You mean shitpost.

by TachyTack December 4, 2019

Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.

'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'

by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.

Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!

by BirdMamma December 12, 2010