cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

by lovesumwine November 10, 2014

Cheese Puff

another term that refers to our late president, Donald Trump. Many times he has been referenced as a cheeto, (a hard cruchy snack.) but this term seems to be a much better reflection of his soft shitty body

Guy 1 : Hey Robert, how you feeling about your dumb fuck Cheeto of a president now?

Guy 2 : Cheeto? more like a god damn cheese puff if you ask me.

by BioHaz8888 August 7, 2019

cheese puff

the act of puffing cheese on someone's titties

DUDE, did you just cheese puff that girl?

by hotchicknumberone November 23, 2010

Cheese Puff

Sports bets that have opened with a line that is significantly in favor of the bettor.

They have the Patriots at +300 vs the dolphins, Better bet this cheese puff before they find out and change it!

by Poksmvp January 31, 2020

Cheese puff

when you have a puff but it turns out to be a block of cheese.

yoo homie wanna puff??????????

sureeeeeee man

*trys to have puff*

Yo man this isnt a vape its a block of cheese

yea man you just got a cheese puff

by yxng_yxng May 3, 2022

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.

"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."

by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014

Cheese puff nipples

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.

"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."

by WongTongShlong April 11, 2015