yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.
it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.
it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.
by Josh Fogarty.; June 23, 2010
by Light Joker October 16, 2006
An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.
"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."
by Andy Pandy January 03, 2004
by Jeff-A-Thon March 11, 2012
by Jade Lotus July 09, 2005
The ultimate insult to belittle someone.
Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
by kam75xx April 03, 2021
When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
by MotherFugginTshizzle January 04, 2007