piss in your cheerios

When somebody fucking ruins your day that was going well.

Hey man I don't mean to "piss in your Cheerios" but I saw your lady blowing some guy in the parking lot at bar close last night.

by Bigbadbamf February 17, 2014

chocolate cheerio

An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.

I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!

Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!

by MattyBoomBoom June 11, 2008

Chip Chip Cheerio

What Americans think every British person says as a form of goodbye.

American: Well, see you later, man. Chip chip cheerio!

British friend: See y-- wait, what?

by Kiyo115 July 3, 2014

leather cheerio

An anus, otherwise known as a baloon knot.

I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

Dirty Cheerio

When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.

Apparently I didn't wipe good enough, because when I tea bagged my girl I left a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.

by Fart_Master7 March 25, 2009

Cheerio Break

Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."

Common' guys take your cheerio break. I need you ready for the next batch so get your break in now.

by Crazy Justin November 4, 2013

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006