A term used by fuckboys over social media in order to facilitate their need for attention by adding the epithet 'Cheeky' to the restaurant chain Nandos, usually followed by 'with the lads' - aka a group of tools equal to or greater than the original tool posting the update.
Expect some sort of deeply depressing Metrosexual attire and a variety of group selfies and close up shots of the food that's been ordered. Essentially using this term means the final nail in the coffin of your masculinity has been hammered.
Expect some sort of deeply depressing Metrosexual attire and a variety of group selfies and close up shots of the food that's been ordered. Essentially using this term means the final nail in the coffin of your masculinity has been hammered.
'Off out with the lads for a Cheeky Nandos'
'Anyone that says their Nandos is cheeky deserves a peasant's death'
'Anyone that says their Nandos is cheeky deserves a peasant's death'
by Rekt92 March 27, 2015
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A cheeky Nandos is when you're absolutely hanging from the night before after drinking 60 WKD blue because they were on special and then you wake up on your mates kitchen floor at 1pm cuddling a teapot with a proper gammy mouth and the only thing that is gonna fix it and your fuzzy head is a cheeky nandos chicken wing roulette plate with extra cheeky fizzy drink after ordering tap water.
A cheeky Nandos is when you're absolutely hanging from the night before after drinking 60 WKD blue because they were on special and then you wake up on your mates kitchen floor at 1pm cuddling a teapot with a proper gammy mouth and the only thing that is gonna fix it and your fuzzy head is a cheeky nandos chicken wing roulette plate with extra cheeky fizzy drink after ordering tap water.
Tell you what Kimmy my mouth tastes like ghandi's flip flop last night was too much bantz. I don't have money for a taxi back home, wanna take the extra slow banter bus to town n spend my last shrapnel on a cheeky nandos?
by Ann!e May 14, 2015
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When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside
Tool #2: Na mate I'm off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
Tool #2: Na mate I'm off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
by SafeBoi May 14, 2015
Get the Cheeky Nandos mug.When you are out with a group of mates (friends) on the razz getting wankered (in the city getting drunk) and are hank marving (Cockney rhyming slang for staving) and you Say to your mate, (friend) appropriately dressed in chinos and a ralf Lauren polo shirt with a short back and sides hair cut, 'let's go to spoons (whetherspoons -British pub chain, very cheap) and have curry club (a meal deal on a Friday or similar). Smithy (nickname for someone with the surname smith I.e john smith aka smithy) who is a proper ledge (lengend) is like oi lads I've got mulla (money) left on my Nandos gift card I got for Christmas. and the banter train is at full steam ahead (everyone is really excited and having a joke in a semi drunk state and talking about guys things - girls they shagged, people they got into fights with etc.) they have a cheeky Nandos (it's cheeky because they are getting a discount off their friends card or that it wasn't planned since Nandos is generally quite nice and moderate pricing, probably the most expensive cheap night out where you could eat nice food and not make a scene with a group of ten while next to you there were a couple on a date.)
Me and my mates were out on the razz getting smashed and Gaz, proper ledge is like guess what lads, I got my Nandos card! So we head over for a cheeky Nandos
by Xuse May 14, 2015
Get the Cheeky Nandos mug.Cheeky Nandos is when one visits the chicken restaurant chain 'Nandos' with a group of friends (top lads) who are in a high spirited mood making jokes (banter). You are probably already out in town, maybe drinking (on the lash) and you may feel hungry (proper peckish mate, hank marvin) so someone suggests a meal at Nando's. Everyone likes Nando's so the person suggesting Nando's will be congratulated (you fucking ledge, top lad). Because in Nando's, there is a tendency to overorder on food or order food which is too spicy, finishing a meal can sometimes require perseverance and stamina. When one finishes a 'Cheeky Nando's' they may again be congratulated (smashed it lads, fucking bossed it). It is the spontaneity and high spiritedness that defines this as a 'Cheeky Nando's'. A Cheeky Nandos would generally not be pre-planned.
by Kanthandlethebantz May 22, 2015
Get the Cheeky Nandos mug.When you expect to go to Nandos as usual, but find that the visit/experience is more impudent or irreverent in a certain manner, typically in an amusing way.
The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.
Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).
"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.
Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).
"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
"When your Nandos is extra cheeky."
"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."
Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.
Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."
Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.
Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
by CheekiPeriPeri December 21, 2014
Get the Cheeky Nandos mug.A term used to describe Nandos, being extra cheeky. This term is usually used by fresh lads that have just hit up the skato, looking for some fuel to continue the day being fresh/10 ign rating. These fresh lads are usually found wearing a YMCMB snapback with some designer sunnies, skinnies hanging low, a tight shirt, vans and most of all, some 420 socks. The top dog lad Matt says "Oi lads, lets go have some cheeky nandos at 4:20" the rest of the lads will reply with "fuck yeah, sounds tops lad". These lads are usually around the age of 12 and think they are the most hardcore mother fuckers. After having cheeky nandos, a swarm of snapchats from these fresh lads flood everybody's notifications with a topless selfie saying "Bout to hit da gym, its chest day again!".
Oi crew, lets go out for some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
by Fresh Lad Jeff May 21, 2015
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