by Asshead December 28, 2005
Get the Cheesus Crust mug.Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
by TallOne March 25, 2009
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Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
Get the Cheesus Christ mug.A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.
by Bobert Hoppey November 7, 2018
Get the Mac and Cheesus mug.Me: "Look there goes cheetus stuffing her fat fucking face with....is that raw chuck steak?"
Cheetus: "Num num num num"
Cheetus: "Num num num num"
by Ator February 26, 2008
Get the cheetus mug.A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.
Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
by Pinesal January 10, 2009
Get the Cheezus Crisp mug.Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
by 100hampsters October 9, 2020
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