Ched

When it’s cold

Put a jacket on its ched outside

by Username input March 13, 2023

Ched

The sound a sick shot in lax, soccer, etc. makes when it strikes the net. Usually only applies for top corner or top "ched" shots. The noise is most evident when the seam is hit on lax nets.

That shot was some fine ched

by Chedseeking May 18, 2011

Ched

A ched is the ultimate human being and cannot be surpassed in anything he does. He also has a big dick

Damn is that Ched?

by C39248 December 15, 2018

Ched

Noun- a word that has been so poorly misspelled or mistyped that it has passed into nonsense

My friend recently mispronounced salmon and it became ched

by pattiecakes May 16, 2010

Ched

The strip of skin from the ballsack to the anus

My ched is sweating...

by SoggPistachios July 13, 2011

Ched

Acronym of Clear.Hits.Every.Day, describes the punching of what should be a fat rimmer with lots of batch

Sef - I havent chedded in like an hour im buggin out fam
Gerard - I am the ched monster

Louis - Jacobs coming with the ched
Jacob - im comin in 15 minutes (never arrives)

Christian - im gnna try to ched and not eat eggs instead of eating eggs and not chedding

by schnayboifiendemboi June 6, 2015

Ched

Another word for a homosexual

Look at that ched feltching that man!

by Real21 June 26, 2010