chicken-skin checkbook

a vagina so played out that the labia resemble hanging chicken skin

With four kids, her vag surely looks like a chicken-skin checkbook.

by some action December 07, 2008

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

by ImperialFleet1 August 29, 2009

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 22, 2013