Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

65 is the cheapest

Meaning a gross girl.

Chick wants me to fuck but 65 is the cheapest

by Killem Bruh April 14, 2016

cheapbeast

1.A person who wants to dress like a hypebeast but cannot afford the clothing so they find alternative cheaper clothing

2.A person who shops at aeropostale or anchor blue.

"Yo he got that shirt at kohls...that is so cheapbeast."

"5 for $10"

by uuuhhhx2 October 16, 2008

cheaper than the bus

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

cheapbeast

1.A person who wants to dress like a hypebeast but cannot afford the clothing so they find alternative cheaper clothing

2.A person who shops at aeropostale or anchor blue.

3.A person who buys hypebeast clothing but wears vans instead of Nike SBs

"Yo he got that shirt at kohls...that is so cheapbeast."

"5 for $10"

"ron"

by uuuhhhx2 October 17, 2008

jamaican cheapweed

cheap weed that you don't even care if you drop some when rolling b/c it is so cheap.

we were smokin that jamaican cheapweed last night

by jammin jamaican August 31, 2003

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006