An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.
Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.
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The white person version for the n word. Historically, it was used by non-whites as a derogatory term, bringing back the various hardships that whites have experienced. Recently it has been reappropriated to be used affectionately among caucasians but still considered very offensive outside the white community.
When Dona Maria heard that Eagle Rock was being gentrified, she murmured "I can't handle all these chumpasauruses taking over!"
by lizakmart September 14, 2014
Get the chumpasaurus mug.A prehistoric dinosaur in the shape of a penis (cheb). It roamed the earth but became extinct as it had no arms and couldnt fight the young small birds off. Its main attack on larger animals was a spitting reaction that would blind its prey and then engulf them with its overly stretched urethra shaped opening. It was often seen cuming in and out of caves so we assume that was its preferred habitat. Mating call similar to a chewbakka but without the dull barble.
Your such a chebasaurus!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011
Get the Chebasaurus mug.1. A dinosaur that contracted gonorrhea, and got exiled from the village. Where is this village, who knows?
2.A person with gonorrhea who has a voice that is almost like a pterodactyl screech.
2.A person with gonorrhea who has a voice that is almost like a pterodactyl screech.
Some person who's an expert on dinos: you can see that this poor, reckless dinosaur was exiled from it's village due to it contracting the clap. Thus making it a clapasaurus.
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A person who is an expert on the raspy whisper of gonorrhea outlaws: so as you can see, due to this person's voice, they are a clapasaurus.
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A person who is an expert on the raspy whisper of gonorrhea outlaws: so as you can see, due to this person's voice, they are a clapasaurus.
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2. The reining king of craps
2. The reining king of craps
by Dr Urich June 6, 2015
Get the Crapasaurus Rex mug.1. When you have been spying on a planetary species since long time ago & you know the are reigning and raining terds over there but they must be wise..
2. When you have been holding that terd for long enough and it must be buried, flushed or dropped; a terd will in fact smell like shit & be contemplated whether it is trying to evade the supernatural or it's host..
2. When you have been holding that terd for long enough and it must be buried, flushed or dropped; a terd will in fact smell like shit & be contemplated whether it is trying to evade the supernatural or it's host..
Oh crapasaurus I have flown 400 quadrillion miles I think I will even listen to your song and debate on whether you are raining terds out your ass like or laying eggs..
Crapasaurus you cannot just crap all day you got to be artistic
Crapasaurus you cannot just crap all day you got to be artistic
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