He could probably be in 600 pound life. He cannot handle a feather's worth of pressure. He will nail you in the back at darkest times and never look back. Shit swimmer but floats well. One good quality is that he is brutally honest. Loves to incriminate himself and people around him. He is the type of guy to ask if the homework is due. Overall pretty normal guy except he sucks.
Looks - 4/10
Hair - 1/10
Honesty - 10/10
Smarts - 8/10
Looks - 4/10
Hair - 1/10
Honesty - 10/10
Smarts - 8/10
Sanket Chavan is a bitch.
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by TheRealSanketChavan February 2, 2022
Get the Sanket Chavan mug.I hold doors open for ladies and am therefore chivalrous. You, you "souped-up" Citroen Saxo driver, you wearer of faux Burberry, you drinker of crap cider, you denizen of a sink estate, you comon oaf, are chavalrous. Begone!
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by tearz July 17, 2004
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Get the chavalla mug.The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.
Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!
Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
by Mombola September 16, 2005
Get the chavalanche mug.An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
A Vauxhall Chavalier
by urbane gorilla June 2, 2005
Get the chavalier mug.An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front.
The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:
- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.
The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:
- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.
Darren: "Shit, I've got to pick up my missus from school and go to probation by six o'clock."
Lisa: "Use the chavwagon, like..."
Darren: "Mint."
Lisa: "Use the chavwagon, like..."
Darren: "Mint."
by Dai Twice October 17, 2008
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