Manna Charitable Foundation 

Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

The Manna Charitable Foundation once handed out anomalous honey. They're only trying to help.

Manna Charitable Foundation by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Charitable Donation 

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.

"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."

Charitable Donation by germ war February 14, 2009

CAVORiTE 

Local rock band from Meriden CT, named after a fictional material talked about in H.G.Wells' Novel, first men in the moon. Members are, Vocals-H. Owen, Guitar-B. Radzunas, Bass-M. Tricarico, Percussion-M. D'Alessio

Cavorite kicks ass!!!!

CAVORiTE by E.S.P. May 18, 2007

Chikorita 

an adorable pokemon

Chikorita is best grass starter.

Chikorita by blaez kat May 20, 2014

Chicorita 

A lass, of East Anglian origin, who will sleep with anyone…absolutely anyone, in the hope of getting a bed for the night and bacon Sandwich in the morning! Is also likely to put the kettle on in the bedroom if you ask nice enough.

Will normally perform oral sex with eyes wide open, never, at anypoint, losing eye contact with the recipient! Will perform the John Wane walk when she gets up and out of bed!

She is known to favour the WMD position and is particularly keen on leather jacket (collars up)wearing locals. You can attract a Chicorita if you are a good dancer and she prefers the big box, little box routine made famous in the early 90s.

Chicorita's are often heard saying “its (fill in your name) time” depending on your name. This means you've copped and hit the jackpot!

Gaz's mate to Gaz "Gaz, how did you get on last night with the Chicorita?" Gaz to Gaz's mate "Great thanks, I had to let her do the bacon cos she let me do her eggs! WMD despatched and mission accomplished! I picked the Chicorita up from the queue outside Lidl, she was a little bit yellow and stank of piss!"

Chicorita by The Allen November 25, 2005

Charitard 

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

Charitard by Zak December 25, 2003

Chaitrita 

She is just a normal gal, who does normal gal things. He interests include food, cooking, reading, satan, baking and pretty much a normal teenager. She spends most of her day listening to music and watching videos while praying to the true lord.

stranger : 'let us have a seance'
Chaitrita : 'YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YDF'

Chaitrita by IRENEISAUGLYMANANDIHATEHERBYE May 27, 2019