38 year old woman being chatted up by a 24 year old man: "Leave off, I'm old enough to be your chavmother!"
by GeorgieFame December 14, 2008
Get the chavmother mug.A corsa, nova, saxo or some other crappy little shopping car that has had a shite body kit super glued to it. Usually driven by a pimply little prick with less driving talent than my nan.
Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.
Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.
Chavmobile accessories include.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.
2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.
3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.
4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.
5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.
6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.
P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.
2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.
3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.
4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.
5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.
6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.
P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.
by Mrflibble December 21, 2006
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As defined by scene kids, newcomers to the scene who only wear big band tees, black and white chuck taylors and now skinny fit jeans.
As defined by scene kids, newcomers to the scene who only wear big band tees, black and white chuck taylors and now skinny fit jeans.
That chavmo in the corner of the Hardcore show wearing atticus head to toe, fresh converse and an alexisonfire tee with a bane hoodie. Oh and a fresh labret hoop and star ink on his wrist.
by PandaK November 22, 2005
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by Matt_Himself February 14, 2006
Get the Chav-emo mug.1. Chavs with dyed black hair and large silver hoop earrings. "Ever since Jack dumped me, it's like: there's no point to fuckin' live; innit though?"
2. In common speech: "Gerri used to be cool, but now she's such a chaemo!" or "Gerri's such a fuckin' chaemo, innit?"
2. In common speech: "Gerri used to be cool, but now she's such a chaemo!" or "Gerri's such a fuckin' chaemo, innit?"
by Sneezus January 7, 2008
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(Chav osmosis)
(Chav osmosis)
Wendy: "Are those chavs hopping over our fence dear?"
Barry: "Chavmosis darling, a naturally occurring process in nature"
Barry: "Chavmosis darling, a naturally occurring process in nature"
by Mr.Benjamin November 28, 2010
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