Cattacked

when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere

"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."

by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

Chatjack

A term used when internet users stop the flow of a thread or chat room that exist for the discussion of specific topics and start a conversation.

1. There was a thread about the new movie that came out, but these two idiots came in and chatjacked it.

2. Chatjacking is forbidden on this forum.

by Mainerd August 25, 2009

Chattocks

Someone who just won't shut up.

Jim: Fran just won't shut up!
Bob: That's what chattockses do.

by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

Chattalk

A language similar in concept to the writing style developed by whoever invented the first PDA to write. The main difference here being that Chattalk is comprised of short acronyms and intentional misspellings of words in order to shorten the time used in texting and instant messaging.

Dude I so just got laid.

ROFLMAO!! Ur such a fukn virgo.

Whats with the Chattalk man?

New fone.

by Unholy Jester March 3, 2009

cattackled

the act of being tackled and attacked by cats. or large amounts of kittens

Gina just got cattackled by 12 kittens. she's buried in them now!

by catasstrophy March 7, 2009

Cattacked

When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood

Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.

by yeet420blazeit November 27, 2016

Cattack

An Attack by a Cat

Joe: Whoa, Jill! You're bleeding! What happened to you?
Jill: It was a terrible case of a cattack.

by RaphooMaybe September 12, 2019