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Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016
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carson ca

A city located between Compton , Gardena, Long Beach, Wilmington, and Harbor Gateway. Home to the Good Year Blimp, Stub Hub Center, California State University Dominguez Hills, and soon to be the Los Angeles NFL Stadium. Carson,CA is also known for having a large Samoan and Filipino population. Also known for the Original Polynesian blood gangs, that often feud with Mexican Gangs in the city.
You see a Samoan in a different city , ask if he lives or has family from Carson CA.
by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016
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Ken Carson

Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life
by del$$88 September 12, 2021
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carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
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Chardonnay

Chardonnay is a beautiful, strong girl who will always do her best to help others. She will have been through a lot in her life and therefore will tend to push those closest to her away. She’s gorgeous but she doesn’t know it. Her self- esteem is really low probably due to her past. Chardonnays finds it hard to trust people because the people she loved and trusted most have always let her down. If you have a Chardonnay in your life don’t lose her because it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made.
That Chardonnay girl is amazing

How beautiful is Chardonnay
by Tinkerbell1206 January 18, 2019
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Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.
by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011
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Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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