by Dollarbill1985 July 15, 2010
The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
by Fearman April 10, 2008
The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over once sported by Bobby Charlton
by Neil "freesome" Wilson August 26, 2008
A great football club, based in South East London, formed in 1905. Who play at the Valley. Nicknamed the Addicks.
Former great players include Clive Mendonca, Mark Kinsella, Richard Rufus, Derek Hales, Rob Lee and Sam Bartram.
The club has had two great managers Jimmy Seed and Alan Curbishley.
Famous for winning the greatest ever game at Wembley, Charlton 4-4 Sunderland (Charlton won 7-6 on penalties).
Enemies- who should be destroyed.
crystal palace
millwall
Former great players include Clive Mendonca, Mark Kinsella, Richard Rufus, Derek Hales, Rob Lee and Sam Bartram.
The club has had two great managers Jimmy Seed and Alan Curbishley.
Famous for winning the greatest ever game at Wembley, Charlton 4-4 Sunderland (Charlton won 7-6 on penalties).
Enemies- who should be destroyed.
crystal palace
millwall
by ValleyFloydJames August 22, 2005
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
"You dam dirty ape."
"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
You dam dirty ape.
You dam dirty ape.
by clownass December 3, 2006
A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'
by Parkmeister May 3, 2006
When a pube/bunch of pubes get trapped under your foreskin in a way that makes your bellend look like its got a comb-over. Just like football legend Bobby Charlton.
Damn, I really need to trim my bush. Every morning my cock resembles that balding 70 year old dude Bobby Charlton
by Sir Seamen August 12, 2008