History Channel

A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.

I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.

by A1988 January 23, 2011

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

fuzzy channel

Before digital cable, it was the pay per view channels that kids would watch because half of them were porn. When you didn't pay for the movie you could still go to the channel, but the picture was terrible and "fuzzy", but would occasionally clear up for a few seconds, and you could see everything you wanted to see. All kids in elementary knew what the fuzzy channels were.

Hey, your parents aren't around, check out what's on the fuzzy channels...........................woaaaaaaaaaaah

by gorgle December 2, 2010

That cybert channel

A gay 2-player fellatio party game. It begins with both men putting on blindfolds, they take turns putting things into eachother's mouth, they have to guess if it's their penis or not. If they are correct the penis is taken out and the guesser get's a lolipop. If not, the non-penis thing is taken out and the guesser is aggresively mouthfucked while the thruster makes william shakespear quotes.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.

by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023

Disney Channel Flow

Named after the line in the infamous Jake Paul song, "It's Everyday Bro". A song artist taps into this when they produce low quality music and trying too hard to pander to youngers.

That bratty pop singer really has that Disney Channel Flow.

by Alakazoo42 June 26, 2017

Change your channel

A request to have somebody change one's attitude or demeanor.

Yo dawg, why you be acting like dis?! You better change your channel!

by yourbrokenamp January 9, 2010

charney

Any kind of general, non-descript physical matter. Often refers to small bits of food around the kitchen, pollen or moss in an outdoor environment, or miscellaneous items left in the trunk of a car. Applicable to a wide range of undesirable matter that typically cause a great deal of annoyance and frustration, as it must be cleaned up and/or dealt with promptly.

"Just give me a minute, I gotta sweep up all the charney in here before we leave."
"Oh man, look at all that charney in the water there! What's going on with the lake this year?"
"I was surprised by the sheer volume of charney I had to unload from the car last night."

by BTB343 October 19, 2013