Skip to main content

chandelier

An actual chandelier does nothing else except look good and has little to no purpose. A chandelier is someone (usually a guy but can pertain to a girl) who is really good looking and has nothing else going for them (ie zero personality, a douchebag/tool, dumbass etc.)
Oh so you have a thing for a chandelier?
by RazSmirIce December 28, 2010
mugGet the chandeliermug.

chandeliering

When a male loosens his genitalia by slightly squatting with legs slightly apart and shakes/dips slightly.
That guy from accounting was totally chandeliering while I was talking to him! I know it's hot but c'mon dude--that's gross!
by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015
mugGet the chandelieringmug.

Chandeliered

(verb) When you're pelvic thrusting someone and you miss the vagina. There's a slim chance it could go into the ass. Then there's another slimmer chance you could have a chocolate stick when you pull it out.
Dude, she totally chandeliered me last night!

That's disgusting man...
by hotandsexy1337 January 12, 2010
mugGet the Chandelieredmug.

Chandelier

(Noun) An orgy including a total of 13 people: 1 woman and 12 men. The incredible positions required to make such an ordeal possible makes the end result look like a very fancy chandelier.
Dude, I would totally chandelier that chick with 12 of my closest friends.
by Chris Billy May 24, 2008
mugGet the Chandeliermug.

Chandelier

A term used when describing something stupid and pointless to someone, when they think its cool.
Steve:

"bro, what is that chandelier looking thing your holding?"

Dave:

"just my glow-in-the-dark wine glass"

Steve: (smh)
by Darthdark September 29, 2011
mugGet the Chandeliermug.

chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.
10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.
by Saints September 23, 2003
mugGet the chandeliermug.

chandelier

Nickname of an annoying internet stalker, who thinks it's cool to make stupid and insulting innuendos about people that are too smart for him to understand.
In Dutch: "Hé Chandelier, gluiperige internet stalker!"
by vlunk December 31, 2007
mugGet the chandeliermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email