John Champlain

Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.

John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

just north of champlain

you say this to someone that is asking directions. Champlain is the most north town in new York. Just north of Champlain is CANADA. Then if the person really thinks its just north of Champlain you they look like an idiot.

Jacob "you know where Nick's house is?"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"

by Jason Baker June 12, 2007

Paul Champlain

A very very creepy man who only cares about his frogs and his babygirl wilnelys

Wilnelys: omg my daddy Paul Champlain
Me and layla: AHHHHH RAPIST

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

champaine

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

by Villus May 24, 2016

Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Champagne Papi

Drake's username on Instagram. I don't even know why.

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018