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Chairborne Ranger

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.
Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!
by Marine2012 January 4, 2009
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Chairborne Ranger

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS
"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"
by R3dundantC January 14, 2008
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Chairboarding

Riding a wheeled office chair over a smooth surface, after building up speed by running or being launched by your fellow chairboarders. A popular way of relieving stress and boredom in corporate America.
On Friday afternoons, work gives way to chairboarding throughout the white-collar world as the workforce looks to get an early start on the weekend.
by deadmaker7 September 18, 2010
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