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Chainmail

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.
John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT
by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010
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Chairman Lmao

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.
"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"
by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006
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Chairman Meow

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).
Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever
by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018
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Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front
"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"
by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017
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chairman socialist

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit
"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"
by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018
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Chainmail

Evil stuff. Don’t repost it. Creeps you out. You don’t have to repost it. That’s not the point it’s made by trolls
‘I hate that CHAINMAIL. One of them said a ghost girl was coming to get me!!’
by Hannacutebanana December 5, 2019
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Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.
You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!
by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006
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