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Chain mail 

No it is not real

It is used to scare people
Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail
Chain mail by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020

Chain E-mail 

An E-mail started to scare people. In the past they were filled with scary images of what could happen if you did not send to the desired amount of people. Now they are filled with sad stories or jokes that have a tag along that tells you have to send to desired amount of people or something bad will happen.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ugot
Ugot Who?
Ugot to send this to 15 people in the next 12 minutes or your balls will fall off.
Chain E-mail by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Chain E-mail 

Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
Chain E-mail by Kyreshis February 17, 2008

Chain E-mail 

Mail sent to scare you, or to waste your inbox's storage. They never work and should be considered as offensive as spam.
Jay:I got a Chain E-mail telling me to make a wish and forward it, and by doing that it will come true.
Zach:Yea, did it?
Jay:Fuck no! I wished that people would stop sending me them.
Zach:You got another one then I'm assuming.
Jay:Yea, as soon as I sent it there was another one about dieing if I didn't send it to 56971.3 people.
Zach: HO'SHIT!
Chain E-mail by Atchung June 2, 2005

Neverending Chain of Mailmen 

Spongebob once asked this question on his show, and ever since then, this is the question that everyone has been asking lately:

"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

Nobody really knows the answer, except, of course, for the mailmen themselves, but they choose to keep the answer confidential for some unknown reason. Or maybe they just never got around to answering it.

The next time you see your mailman, please ask them this question. =)
"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

Chainmail 

When you get those texts or emails saying if you dont forward this to (whatever number it is) something will happen to you. In other words, the most annoying fucking waste of time on the planet.
John: Huh I got a chainmail!

Chainmail: If you do not forward this to 10 people, Carmen will chop off your head.

John: OH SHIT I GOTTA SEND THIS OUT
Chainmail by Doctor Largecock98 November 7, 2010