chauffeur

One who prevents overly friendly or sexual contact between others, e.g. a parent being with a young couple during the couple's date.

A third wheel.

A guardian of someone who is drunk.

One who acts as a guide to others.

Oh, Jerry, dear... Ronny's girlfriend is coming over and they're going to be watching movies. I don't need another grandchild yet, so I want you to chauffeur.

I drew the short straw, so I promised Avery I'm gonna chauffeur Jack during our bar walk to keep him from starting fights and getting his ass kicked. Again.

I know some great hiking spots nearby... do you want a chauffeur?!

by Mr Billion May 5, 2022

Ghost Chauffeur

What you would call a person who opens a door from the other side while you simultaneously try to push your side of the door; causing a startling reaction for both parties.

I got so Ghost Chauffeured on the way into the bathroom today, scared the shit outa' me!

by Dontfuckwithchuggo April 15, 2011

chauffeuring

To drive someone around while they have sexual intercourse in the back seat.

Last night after the concert ended, my friend masturbated while chauffeuring me.

by Boo squared October 6, 2008

Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.

Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)

by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011

Chauffer

Two dicks in the ass one dick in the pussy.

Guy talking to 2 other male friends: Hey, let's give her the chauffer tonight.

by Nick christensen August 10, 2021

chauff

Something that is stupid, brushed off easily. Used to show disgust, uninterest.

"Hey, I just bought the new Hawthorne Heights album today!"

"Oh, chauff! You're so emo."

by wheeeeer! September 3, 2008

chauffriend

Noun:
The title assigned to the friend that will be responsible for driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Verb:

The act of driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Even though Amy had girls' night out planned, she still had to chauffriend Gary to the VFW.

by brick by brick January 22, 2010