WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

The four words that are spoken in the moment with lovE when a random uncontrolled event occurs, that can't be expalined why, but just is. The one and only true (WATC) occurences happen when guysss;) is of participation.

Friend sees other friend out of blue....friends say WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!

by GUYSSSS August 14, 2012

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

chances

1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009

Second Chances

One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.

Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.

by Theia47 November 6, 2010

Chavcess

An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!

Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!

by JinxTrim November 20, 2019

chanceston

Chanceston is a name of someone with the dopest and most beautiful soul you will ever encounter. Their vibe is unmatched. They are authentic, charismatic and will take no shit from anyone. Do not disrespect a Chanceston or someone they love, you will truly regret it. They have the biggest heart and will pull over for any defenseless animal on the side of the road. They will make you laugh until you cry, then cry with you. They treat friends as if family. Chanceston’s will do anything for the people they love and will only give their heart to one. So if you are lucky enough to have a Chanceston in your life never let them go.

Who’s playlist is this? I can vibe with every song.

No doubt that’s Chanceston.

by pseudonym my November 27, 2021

Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.

Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".

by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018