Centipede 

Satan’s children

“I saw the child of satan in my room the other day”

“What’s that?”

“Centipedes”

Centipede by Emokid💔🖤🥀 September 8, 2020

Centipede 

The collective noun for a group of shopping trolleys

Gosh Lucy, look at that giant centipede of shopping trolleys

Centipede by SparkyGB March 24, 2022

Centipede 

An arthropod containing many legs. Contrary to the name, they only have about 50-60 legs depending on the size of the specimen. The largest species in the world is the Amazonian Giant Centipede (Scolopendra Gigantea) and the largest species in the United States is the Giant Desert Centipede (Scolopendra Heros). Although the venom is not as potent as that of a rattlesnake, the bite is known to be very painful. However this centipede is very doscile (idk how to spell it) and does not run into humans that often. Most bites have occurred either on purpose, or when the creature was trying to be free handled. So the chances of taking a bite while minding your own business is slim to none.

"Centipede" is also a Dubstep song by the Australian electronic music duo Knife Party from their 2012 album Rage Valley. Among its release, it hit #47 on Billboard's Dance/Electronic Songs. It's been featured on notable video games including Guitar Hero Live and Beat Saber

Centipede by bmhorton July 31, 2022

centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

Centipede Fingers 

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast

Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."

Centipede Fingers by yungott March 25, 2016

centipede dick

A dick that curve in multiple directions

Damn you fucked a guy with a centipede dick

centipede dick by Juan cent June 8, 2018

centipede twister 

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.

Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?

centipede twister by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021