cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

Ceptasexual

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 11, 2008

Chemosexual

(Adj.) Someone who's sexual and/or romantic attraction is solely based and/or allowed by the chemistry shared with another regardless of gender or even lifeform.

It is most noticeable in bisexuals as they will prefer relations with one gender over another based on the chemistry shared.

Often confused with asexuality when the individual stops having chemistry with others.

The opposite of this would be someone who only has a romantic or sexual relationship only driven by physical attraction with no emotional side on the matter or chemistry.

My chemosexuality wont let me have random sex.

I have been with girls but I'm such a chemosexual for guys, It just flows natural.

I don't care how hot he is I don't like him, maybe im being a chemo about it.

You're such a chemo!

by SefSpam April 2, 2013

chemosexual

addicted to cleaning the house loves the smell of bleach, pre occupied with cleaning products

her toilet was so fresh it was like it had been attacked by a bunch of chemosexuals.

she is is so hooked on polishing im sure shes a chemosexual

as in the songs "chemosexual healing" by daz and the launderettes Robert |Palmers "Addicted to Dove" "Flash ah ah saviour of the universe", " I can't get no Dazifaction",

by tony aka napoleon January 13, 2008

Ceptasexual

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 12, 2008