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redneck cement mixer

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick
by jonny cash 420 October 18, 2015
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cement shoes

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
by Sir Gren December 14, 2008
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Cement Beehive

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity
As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive
by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009
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Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.
I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.
by Independence76 October 27, 2009
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Cum Cemetary

A vagina belonging to a permiscuous girl or rectal region of a man that has had many deposits of sperm. Which die and therfore become a cemetary.
by The master of Sax December 6, 2009
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cement clit

A woman who is stuck up and ignorant and just not pleasurable to be around because they haven't been laid in so long.
You probably haven't had an orgasm since '97, you cement clit.
by DarlingDarryl October 23, 2015
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Cemeteering

Going to multiple cemeteries in long periods of time. Usually done in one day.
"Man, I hope grandma doesn't take us on another one of those cemeteering trips.
by toadsage27 May 24, 2009
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