caulderize

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.

"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage

by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011

Caterine

Caterine is a very fine young woman she has a kind heart but will hide it she has a beautiful smile and beautiful eyes she’s always willing to listen she’s a good person to talk to SHE IS NOT FAT AND UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gets mad easily takes everything seriously but will always forgive she never hates anyone she’s very kind hearted.

Caterine is a very caring person.

by Gdgsgsgsgzga November 13, 2019

Capperized

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.

I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.

by Head Gopher July 28, 2010

cliterize

When your boyfriend won't leave your clit alone, he is trying to cliterize you.. if he succeeds, you have undergone cliterization

Mate I cliterized my girl last night

by Hsbis wpq September 17, 2017

Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

casperized

to giz on top of a girls head then throw a white sheet on her head.

"I Casperized that ho. She looked like Casper the friendly Ghost!"

by Jihad One December 3, 2007

Cauterizing Creations

The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut

Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet

by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020