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Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.
Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.
by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017
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Cats ass

When you have long hair and you havent washed it in a week or so. It splits down the middle back of your head and the part starting on the back of your head isnt covered by hair.
I havent washed my hair in a week and I have cats ass on my head
by Msannethr0pe December 2, 2019
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the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.
the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.
by James Bourne February 20, 2004
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the cats ass

something to be fucked by Ganj4 on a weekly basis when he isn't getting any <3
Ganj4 Mmmmmmmmm, I'm gonna dip my meat in the cats ass
by Sway March 26, 2004
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higher than a cats ass

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.
by cutthecards December 20, 2023
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Throat Like A Cat's Ass

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.
Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass
by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019
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Tighter than a Cat's Ass

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!
by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010
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