catnip

crack for cats

-"dude, what's up with your cat?"
-"Oh, he's just high off that catnip I got him"

by harvey45 January 02, 2009

catnip

A young male who is irresistible to older women, specifically cougars.

Catnip makes cougars go crazy until they lose all of their inhibitions and have to have the catnip at all costs.

Damn that smoking hot cougar bitch couldn't keep her hands off me. She must think I'm some high-grade catnip.

by Catnip69 July 28, 2010

catnip

What to say when people ask what that bag full of weed is.

Hey what's the stuff in that bag?
Oh just some catnip for the cats...

by Nimh Trees October 11, 2005

catnip

Crack made for cats.

"I just gave my cat some catnip, and now she won't stop running around the house."

by Elastico March 15, 2010

Catnipping

Getting stoned. The act of weeding out.

"Dude, this blunt is glorious; I'm catnipping so hard right now.

by GothKimono November 07, 2015

catnip

weed for cats, and including the slang terms: the temp, sanyo, cat-juice, jenga, hard rock, printing, bottling, on the chips, glittering, E-ing, snowballing, Oprah Winfrey, and lidd nipping

Guy1- dude my cat was totally oprah winfreying on the sanyo yestersday.
Guy2-really how bad?
Guy1-yah he was e-ing all over the place after that catnip i got him.

by the lidd nipper December 05, 2009

catnip

The female equivalent of a teabag.

Dick passed out at the party and we got pictures of Jane giving him a catnip.

by MiCTLaN December 27, 2005