catholicism

A sect of Christianity based on the teachings of Cathol.

That man Cathol, was a role model for the popes, as you can tell by their gluttenous behavior.

by Drafone January 20, 2005

Catholicism

Catholicism

The faith of boring people weekly on sundays way to fucking early in the morning and if you don’t feel dead inside when you are part of this faith then it isn’t working.

“What religion do you believe in?”

“Catholicism, sorry I said it wrong, I am forced to believe in being tortured every Sunday and felling dead inside.”

by Depressy duck January 30, 2018

Catholicism

Apparently predates Christianity by 200 years and was started by Alexander the Great. History is fun.

Iam “Another interesting thing about Catholicism is that the word means ‘Universal.’ Very interesting... 🤔 Hmm... Now that I think of it ‘Islam’ means ‘Submission.’ Interesting indeed... Huh, you know, The root word of ‘Judaism’ is ‘Judah’ (The fourth son)... and ‘Judah’ means ‘The Praised One.’ 🤔 Hmm... Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Why does that sound funny? Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Universal. Submission. The Praised One. Universal Submission to The Praised One. Oh! There it is! It’s a universalized submission ethic that subordinates everyone to ‘the Praised one’ or ‘Ones’ for that matter. Huh... Funny how that works... That’s the what ‘we’re all praying to the same God’ means... That’s what ‘There is no difference between imitation and worship’ means...“

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Orthodox Catholicism

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

by orthodox easton August 16, 2022