Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020

Catholic Priest

People who can celebrate the Catholic Mass and administer the sacraments. They have also gotten a bad rep because some Priests who have made very bad decisions, and we need to remember they aren’t perfect and they are human too.

Catholic priests are really cool once you get to know them.

by #TheTruthBeTold July 21, 2020

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Catholic Priesthood

Catholic Priesthood is the place religious people and sexual deviants meet and are locked together in close quarters to learn the fine art of child molestation "AKA Kid Diddlers" its all sanctioned by the Catholic church.

Legalized brainwashing that is a tradition in this fine religious organization.

If you are a child molester, you too have a future as a Catholic priest! Don't worry .... you will be forgiven for all your sins (plus the standard $20.00 fee) or three sins for only $50.00 ... buy in quantity and save!!!

Joe: Did you see the news story about the cult of Catholic Priesthood child molesters?

Max: Yup .... Holy Molesters in the making!

by Get real, Ya All!!! June 22, 2009