french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010

Chandelle

Caring and loving person. She doesn't take no as a answer and is very out spoken. Isn't picky but can be at times. So people see her as a outstanding and confident person that can stand up for anyone. She doesn't like when people annoy or talk bad about her.

"I saw chandelle while I was walking my dog"

by 143Gogo December 26, 2018

Chandelier Swinging

To swing from the chandeliers is a VERY common expression that means to have a wild party.

Sia: She's chandelier swinging and lives like tomorrow doesn't exist.

by IGGYlovesyou August 13, 2014

chandelering

The action of the scrotum swaying back and forth during the act of butt sex, wherein a smacking noise is achived when the balls make contact with the ass. Can be achived in either strait sex, or gay male sex; sorry lesbians.

Jim's balls were sore due to excessive chandelering.

by Zac C. September 22, 2005

Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009

Puerto Rican chandelier

A CD hanging from the rear view mirror or ny CD hanging anywhere as decoration.. the more CD's hanging the classier the chandelier.

"I don't know how you can drive with your Puerto Rican chandelier reflecting the sun into your face"

by B2nice June 9, 2009

italian chandelier

This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

The Italian Chandelier Position is great for burning calories.

by senna_trem October 2, 2005