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castro valley

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.
Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.
by bob tha fob December 31, 2004
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castro valley high school

Castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. Its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with Boba and Animes. The teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones dont teach you at all. Half the "normal" white kids are weeaboos to.
"Dude you want to go to Castro valley high school?"

" no im not trying to get assaulted by a bunch of weeaboos"
by Brunojg December 6, 2016
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Castro valley high school

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person1: I hate castro valley high school
by hgntjgntgjt October 22, 2019
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Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.
I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.
by ADisappointment February 12, 2020
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Castro Valley

A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
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Castro Valley

A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”

“Oh damn what is there to do there?

Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 23, 2024
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