Bizzaro Cassanova

The guy in your office who spends endless wasted minutes talking to all of his female co- workers who are obviously way out of his league.

That Bizzaro Cassanova thinks his awful game is going to get him a date with Sally this weekend.

by CrazyMatt August 25, 2013

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jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 24, 2004

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castronova

a person who most likely has sea lion written on their wall, with spanish exclamation points

happy birthday sea lion girly castronova

by sea lion girly October 24, 2009

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Cassanova

Silly girl best friend is Leah silly she is so silly and she loves Marc Damelio so much. She also maybe likes Ludwig 😭😭 who even is that…

Please help, Cassanova wants to talk to me

by avahahausushsjshs June 22, 2021

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Internet Cassonova

Someone who is lacking in confidence in real life so he hits on women on the internet. Most likely a fat guy living in his mothers basement, or some 14 year old.

OMG I'm such an Internet Cassonova, I totally just cybered with the hawtest chick! Now I need to go find some cheesy poofs so I can fall asleep in the bag crying myself to sleep, again.

by Rawrangrybear August 20, 2010

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