cashew

someone with a very small penis that is also curved. it can also be someone who is an overall bad person and has no morals or ethics.

damn that person was very mean to me what a cashew

by the chode destroyer October 11, 2008

cashew

The process of tapping one on the back of the neck during intense fellatio, and causing male intamcy fluids to rush out of the nasal cavity.

Linda used up a whole box of tissues after I gave her that cashew!

by Robert P. James F and KJ May 16, 2004

Cashew

When Your Dick is not even longer Than a 5 years old kid you have a Cashew.

Very Small.A bit Curvy,no nuts....like a cashew

Mr.1:Hey!Where's Cashew?
Mr.2:Cashew?
Mr.1:You Know that guy,Simon St-Marie,The guy we used to called Cashew in the Shower,After Our Hockey Games!
Mr.2:Fuck Yeah!Even my little bros have a bigger cock than this guy!

by Unknown Bob September 22, 2007

Cashew

A nut

or

A word that can be used to describe anything.

That TV is cashew good.
or
That bike is cashew bad.

by huckle berry goat June 17, 2008

cashew

When a website has caching issues that makes data out of sync on different pages.

My facebook profile said I had 7,423 friends, but when my friend looked at my profile it said I only had 6,972 friends, so I guess facebook had a lot cashews

by Mike Is February 14, 2008

cashew

a catholic jew

That preacher is one twisted up tight ass. He is a cashew.

by two trout May 26, 2015

Cashew

An awkward asshole.

"Ah, you're such a cashew!"

by I am a gecko May 26, 2018