Caruso

One who submits to statutory urges

A Caruso becomes an adult before his life partner turns 16

Caruso by Skejsj January 28, 2022

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Caruso Middle School

A school with many different genders! Also, Lucas Pollack goes here.

Person 1: Is that Caruso Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah what about it
Person 1: I heard Luke Pollack goes there

Caruso Middle School by Caruso March 1, 2021

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Caruso-ism

An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.

Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".

Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)

Caruso-ism by panda foxfire March 29, 2009