Carplonkey

A dirty, annoying person that won't leave you alone. Could be a racial slur with no specific race.

Wow this kid keeps following me around, what a fuckin' carplonkey.

by S4L4D October 7, 2009

CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

cashmonkey

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people

"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.

by Hugh G. Rection February 3, 2004

cornmonkey

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production

That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada

by CornMonkey October 18, 2008

crapmonkey

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

by The Sara December 29, 2007

Fartmonkey

A small monkey that eats your fart so your company doesn't get pissed off

Dude my ass smells, just get a bitch ass fartmonkey

by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022