Cartman Day

A 24-hour period in which you indulge yourself in complete gluttony, narcissism and sloth, in the manner of Eric Cartman on Comedy Central's South Park.

Guy1: Did you just pound down that entire box of Krispy Kremes?

Dude: Yep, I'm having a Cartman Day. A nap, then a tub of Ben and Jerrys is next, right after I get you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

Guy2: But... you're already a fatass.

Dude: Screw you guys -- I'm going home!

by CA Central August 4, 2010

Eric Cartman

someone who is NOT fat and indeed is just big boned, and only child, with a mother who spoils him. he's never caught being nice and made his girlfriend fat.. I mean big boned

Jessica: omg look how fat Eric Cartman isss!
Cartman: (overhears) IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED

by ur moms hot October 5, 2019

Cartayism

Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism

1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female

2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female

3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way

4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to

5: thou shall not gawk at females in public

6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone

7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female

8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol

Male: Bro I'm done with girls, I'm following Cartayism

by Cartayism May 12, 2014

Eric Cartman

A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.

Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!

by kyem2010 October 19, 2005

Bad CARma

When driving in very heavy traffic, and you change lanes (with the anticipation of going faster), and you actually go slower. Bad CARma is usually exacerbated when you are in a hurry!

Roger: Man, this traffic is HORRIFIC! I changed lanes because I thought we would go faster, and we're going even slower! Look, even the 18 wheelers are passing us! We'll never get to the race on time!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!

by brooskitooski June 27, 2017

cartman

Everything that is racist, ignorant, and just plain wrong in the world condensed down into a fat, hilarious nine year old cartoon character.

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?

by Andrew M B May 4, 2006

Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman, who generally goes by "Cartman," is one of the four central characters in the hit animated series South Park. He is 10 years old and is in fourth grade. Uncapped, Cartman has brownish hair that is combed over. He is overweight and has a double chin. He possesses many bad qualities in a person. Cartman is bigoted, anti-Semetic, racist, uncaring, lazy, and mean, thus making him a popular character in the series. His mother Lianne spoils him simply because he whines to get whatever he wants. In many episodes it indicates his ability to easily manipulate people. Cartman hates hippies, kyle, san fransisco, other jewish people, poor people, stan, and kenny. It is also hinted in an episode that cartman can't leave things unfinished as he has to finish singing the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx at an alarmingly fast rate. Throughout the series he has become more intelligent and mature. Trey Parker, co-creater of the series, does his voice. Cartman is my favorite character.

"Screw you guys, im goin home"
"whatever I"ll do whatever i want"
"kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."
Kyle:"Cartman! You fucking fat ass"
"No its not like terrorism, it IS terrorism."

by Ricky E August 17, 2006