double text thumb arthritis

When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.

Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?

Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?

Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.

Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!

by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

Chartritis

A social disorder characterized by chronic flakiness. Somebody who frequently cancels plans with friends is said to have Chartritis.

I think my friend has Chartritis. She ditched me because she was on her period!

by Chris Wang February 27, 2011

Boobatoid Barthritis

A condition often developed late at night caused by not wearing a bra for an extended period of time and having the nipples rub excessively on the inside of ones shirt. Extensive studies have shown that the condition cannot be cured by Dr. Pepper.

"Agggghhhh!!!! I have serious Boobatoid Barthritis right now!"

by Schnazzy Mcgee April 16, 2009

Ryan Casteritis

Being a huge faggot with no friends, usually is accompanied with a small penis.

Damn, that mo-fo got Ryan Casteritis, cause he gots dat small dick an shit.

by Ryan Brower December 7, 2006

farthritis

Acute, aching pain in the lower bowel or rectum following the discharge of a massive, guttural fart.

Andrew got no sleep last night because of a relapse of his farthritis.

by RichardMus March 20, 2013

Arthritisexual

Attracted only to people that have arthritis.

Johnny spends his Friday nights at the pharmacy because he is an arthritisexual.

by Martin Luther king jr jr March 11, 2022

Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011