Carrot Top

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot

"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"

by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Carrot Top

Getting head from a ginger girl/guy.

“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
“She bad?”
“Ye.”

by The Man of Top March 13, 2019

Carrot Top

1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt

ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.

by superleetkillah-cap-a-cop May 25, 2009

Carrot Top

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.

death to the carrot top!

by Kengou October 10, 2003

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003