carrot

The best cure for a deep rectal itch.

-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.

carrot by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010

Carrot

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."

Carrot by bobwentpop December 27, 2007

Carrot

Carrot is another word for slut when you don’t want to use the word slut

For example:
Me: he just called me a carrot

Friend: omg no way

Carrot by Keepasecert November 3, 2017

Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

Carrot by WeebKury May 26, 2020

carrot

A type of vegetable that is orange, long and gets narrow and ends with a tip and if you eat them you can see in the dark.

sam:"this vegetable is orange"
greg: "yes it is sam"
sam: "what is it?"
greg: "it is a carrot"

carrot by sare_xx December 20, 2008

Carrot

a dildo

Carrot by Max August 3, 2003

carrot

An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.

Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*

carrot by littlethinker May 14, 2013